Hopefully our nine year investigation into rising global pronunciational disrespect of poutine will spur meaningful change.

The extravagances of this bygone era are perhaps rivalled only by the expense submissions by the soon-to-be internally disciplined Dublin fieldworkers who amassed this research.

After 8 months of pressing this praying mantis for answers, our rural Illinois field workers hit the jackpot.

No surprise to anybody on earth or other planets, the Toronto result for driving was actually 91.2%.

17 gruelling months of staff retraining in our eastern midwestern automotive parts depots has not delivered the results head office had hoped.